as a wise man once said:

whopper, whopper, whopper, whopper, junior, double, triple, whopper, flame grilled taste with perfect toppers, i rule this dayyyyyy, lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup, it's ok if i don't want that, impossible or bacon whopper any whopper my wayyyyyy, youuu ruleee your season today at BK, have it your way.

other: the page went dark at 17:46 and it actually scared me 😭
other other: it might actually be seizing the day