number 15: burger king foot lettuce

the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus
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but as it turns out, that might be what you get.

You feel appalled! You decide to report it to the manager very kindly, but she didn't give a single crap.

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A 4 channer uploaded a photo, anonymously to the site,

showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement,