Each person can only type one word to continue the story
Apostrophes don't separate words (like don't) into two words, so don't is one word
No double posting
Grammatically incorrect sentences will remain, as long as they are intelligible
Every 100 posts I will make a post that contains all words added, so things remain easy to comprehend

I'll go first

Once

upon

a

time

I

was

a

tree

uhhh

yeah.

time

to

a

explosion

how

did

we

get

exploded?

nevermind

the

hmm

as

mike

wait

, when

did

i

i

get

that

nuke?

yes

now

it

will

will

go

kaboom

BOOM

Wow,

that

that

was

a

very

interesting

dream,

back

to

being

at

McDonalds

I'd

get

a

Big

Whopper

, okay

that'll

be

$99.99

and

your

kidney.

Seasoned

Cooked,

and

Utterly

Depressed

. Then

the

worker

delivered

a

particle

, mysteriously

blipping

into

existence

into

existence

into

existence

into

existence

innntttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt-

EXPLOSION

SINGULARITY

... RESTARTING

... Once

you

pay

the

price,

hedgehog

Catchup (for convenience)

Once upon a time, I was a tree uhh yeah.
Time to a explosion how did we get exploded?
Nevermind the hmm as mike wait, when did I get that nuke?
Yes now it will go kaboom BOOM
Wow, that was a very interesting dream, back to being at McDonalds.
I'd get a Big Whopper, okay, that'll be $99.99 and your kidney. Seasoned, Cooked, and Utterly Depressed.
Then the worker delivered a particle, mysteriously blipping into existence into existence into existence into existence innnttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt-
EXPLOSION
SINGULARITY RESTARTING...
Once you pay the price, you hedgehog.

Actual addition:

Then

i