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profectusactiveprestigestorystrategy

Posted May 29, 2023. Updated May 29, 2023. Played 2929 times for a total of 1319 hours.

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hopeless startup simulator, made for the Profectus Creation Jam, and won first place... somehow??


Everybody has some great ideas for the future, but not everybody wants to do the work to get there.

"this crazy idea" puts you in the role of a programmer as their friends and family barrage them with startup ideas, that are all so mind-numbingly stupid that they're doomed to fail.

But... you're a nice person, right? You wouldn't say "no" to a good friend.

Or would you?

Can you break the cycle?

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IliKeIncRemEntals today
+1comment score: 1

9.45s. Im goated fr fr

Firsttimemakingaaccount November 13, 2025
+1comment score: 1

https://galaxy.click/user/7064
same thing happend to me

IliKeIncRemEntals October 19, 2025
+1comment score: 1

i just beat the entire game within 10.12 seconds. be more like me.

IliKeIncRemEntals October 19, 2025
+1comment score: 1

i did the same thing as @turtlefastsonic, where i used the touchscreen drag feature (since the computer thing i was playing on had it) to skip through the dialogue faster, and i accidentaly hit no even though i didnt have it

IliKeIncRemEntals October 19, 2025
+1comment score: 1

me after getting put in $10k in debt because of "my friend" - IM GOING TO KILL YOU... AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN

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ducdat0507 countest May 29, 2023
+33comment score: 33

It took me way too much time to realize that all you need to do is to ignore the marketing and dump all the code into features

song May 30, 2023
+16comment score: 16

why can i mail people pipebom b

developer response: a very persuasive way of getting them to use your product

Unexian gamedev June 11, 2023
+14comment score: 14

340-0-300 with hackathons, spam pipe bombs, infinite run

Robot_Face June 5, 2023
+13comment score: 13

The javascript alert whenever you go to begin a new startup takes you out of full screen every time. Very annoying

horosphere July 15, 2023
+10comment score: 10

Extremely accurate portrayal of how startups work. 5/5

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